Never let it be said that Australians don’t have a sense of humour! And the latest proof of that? The decision by those who selected today’s King’s Birthday honours to award Scott Morrison our biggest gong for his leadership during Covid plus some other shit!

Now you’ve got to admit that’s very, very funny. Scott “It’s not a race” Morrison! The very bloke in a government that watered down regulations/standards to make it easier for owners of private aged care facilities to make a bob. Those privately run centres where the great bulk of Covid deaths happened. You couldn’t make this shit up, right?

So let’s begin the xcretal deluge upon the head of The Liar from the Shire, the Crook from Cook, Scottie from Marketing!

We’ll kick off with the one we’ve highlighted (above and below) from Eagle Sam. What a great “get me the fuck out of here!” look! What a clever canine.

Animals just know, don’t they? Reminds us of the look on that show cow that Peter Dutton molested during the campaign. You couldn’t have seen any more fear if the poor thing had been walking up the abattoir ramp.

Let’s now look at some of the great memes that plopped into our xcrements prizebarrel.

Here are Dr Rhonda Garad, blakandblack and The Noisy Elephant.

Like The Noisy Elephant above, Teresa Randal also had some fun with what AO actually stands for…

Ah, Teresa! Arse ‘Ole. Bewdiful.

Let’s just finish off with a steaming hot stream on poo from Xers who ran through Morrison’s lowlights in The Lodge and where they thought he deserved to be instead of at the top of an Aussie awards list that until this morning amounted to something.

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