WASHINGTON DC: US President Donald Trump has flown to Los Angeles to take personal control of his government’s response to large-scale protests against his anti-immigrant policies.

After Air Force One landed at LA Airport, Mr Trump immediately drove to the site of the protests to direct operations. (main picture)

“I have brought with me to LA a team of special envoys to assist me in my work,” he said.

“As President I insist on law-and-order. I have always and will always oppose anyone who attempts to undermine our democratic system through violent protests or insurrections.

“That’s why I’ve brought a special team of people with me (below) who all have a strong track record in armed and violent insurrections.

“I’m really proud of these boys. They certainly know what they’re doing, and so do I by the way,” Mr Trump said.

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SYDNEY: The decision to bestow a new honour on former prime minister Scott Morrison has been met with approval by his predecessor.

Malcolm Turnbull, (below) who was replaced by Mr Morrison as PM in 2018 was contacted for comment following news that the King’s Birthday Honours List included an AC – Companion of the Order of Australia – for Mr Morrison.

“AC is perfect for him,” Mr Turnbull said. “If anyone’s a C it’s him.”

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MELBOURNE: News Crap Australia columnist Andrew Bolt has been invited to appear as a last-minute addition to the Melbourne Comedy Festival’s 2025 Roadshow currently touring regional centres around Australia.

The Roadshow features some of the newest and brightest acts who appeared at the Festival in March and April.

A spokesperson for the Roadshow said Andrew Bolt had been invited to join the touring line-up following publication of his column in News Crap turdbloids today. (below)

“His column is just comedy gold,” the spokesperson said.

“The whole idea of a News Crap commentator and Sky News ‘after dark’ host lecturing others about the need for diverse voices in public debates is just too funny.

“I nearly pissed myself when I read it and I just knew we had to try to get Andrew on our touring program.

“He’s a natural when it comes to comedic Righting,” the spokesperson said.

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