New York: The world’s richest man has returned to his X social media platform to further explain why he has viciously slammed Donald Trump’s Big Beautiful Tax Bill as “a disgusting abomination that would cause the deficit to grow to $2.5 trillion”.

Elon Musk wrote overnight Australian time: “As the world’s richest cunt, I’m probably the only business tycoon in history who couldn’t give a flying fuck about, or even need, any advantage I might gain from Trump’s tax bill that seeks to find the billions needed to give billionaires like me those massive big tax cuts. I’m fine with the idea of how to raise that amount by stripping health insurance and other basic benefits off millions of down-trodden average largely coloured folk who have failed to get ahead in life after being oppressed by those with the ear of the ruling elites – this is South Afri…. I mean, this is America, after all, so more fool them for not setting themselves up the good ol’ Uncle Sam way. It’s only the ballooning deficit I’m worried about and how it might affect government subsidies and other various forms of assistance to businesses with an X or a T or a E or a S or a L or a A in their name that are the very lifeblood of this nation! Besides, if this bill goes ahead, I’ll get the tax breaks anyway which will let me continue pissing billions of dollars away trying to colonise Mars instead of helping those here on Earth.”

The Bug will keep you informed if Musk posts any further comments on X about this matter.

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