We’ll kick off this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week with one of the saddest pieces of xcrement we’ve ever pulled out of our putrid prize barrel (we always use long-handled tongs) and we have Just Your Average Punter (above and below) to thank for spotting it.

Assuming Jane Hume said these things (and she’s stupid enough to), it’s terribly sad isn’t it? Well, okay, maybe not to those who never thought they’d see the demise of the Liberal Party in their lifetimes and who are now rolling around the floor laughing but if it’s Hume’s way forward, it’s the highway to hell for the only party who could once manage economies well.

And thinking back to what Queensland LNP Senator James McGrath said recently – that the party of Bob Menzies needed to rediscover its core principles and beliefs – if anyone can find them please ring Grime Stoppers and help James and Jane out.

Still, moving forward as Julia Gilliard used to say, who is left to sift through the ashes of the once broad Liberal church and possibly rebuild it?

Well, one not lacking in confidence is our nation’s leading black white supremacist, Jacinta “White Lives Matter Too!” Price and David, etc, etc, and blakandblack had this to say.

But who knows? If Australia is as racist as Price hopes it is, who knows how far she can go? Surely the lies she told during the Voice referendum show she’s capable of being a Liberal leader one day.

So, now that the Liberal and National parties appear close to resolving their irreconcilable differences as they struggle for relevance, who will show them the way? Dazza and Eagle voided their suggestions.

Let’s take a fresh look at our nation’s woeful mainstream mediocre and how they are handling the Albolanche. Here are joan kunze, Robert, Michael J Wyllie and Bo Reidler.

And, BUGger it, let’s give joan kunze a second dip.

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