This column will focus on the quickie divorce between the Coalition partners and the rush to kiss and make up the moment Nationals MPs realised the extent of the salary and staff loses they’d suffer if the Libs became the sole Opposition.

And on that basis our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t split the two X contributions (above and below) from Craig and Tom Red.

Wonderful Blazing Saddles reference, Tom! And nice of you, Craig, to think of the kids. The ongoing hurt they will continue to feel can never be understated, something we suspect JayJay was channelling when she excreted this..

Lurch, indeed! Rick also lamented the death of the once dominant Liberal Party..

And why does the tombstone above feature both Lurch … sorry, arguably our nation’s finest political strategist who single-handedly made the man beside her who he is today – a fucking laughing stock? And they are front and centre because The Saturday Paper broke the news that Credlin and Abbott now control the Liberals and the crucial part they are playing in making the party of Bob Menzies what it is today… a dying brand in the cities it once dominated.

Let’s hear on that from Quentin Dempster and Hardy World….

Addressing the women’s problem the dying Liberal Party appears incapable of fixing were Johny Miller and Sassy Leo…

Xcreting on the whole bizarre short-term split were Paula and Mike Carlton, the latter dripping with commendable sarcasm as he unfretted over possible Nationals leadership mutterings.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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