Or put another way, is she the Liberals’ only hope for survival?

Of all the people in Australia who believe Jacinta “Unpronounceable Middle Name” Price will one day make a damn fine Liberal Australian prime minister, she might be the only one.

Still, with an ego the size of Uluru and Kata Tjuta combined, ladden on top of an ability to lie fluently and a record of public service and work history that a normal person would be too embarrassed to brag about, why not? Sounds perfect attributes for a future Liberal PM at least the very equal of Tony Abbott and Scott Morrison, surely?

And it’s for this reason that our final look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week focuses on the possibility, against all odds, that Jacinta “all my mobs are largely opposed to The Voice” Price as our nation’s leading black white supremacist is the way forward for the decimated Liberals.

And on that matter, take it away, Mark, Johny Miller, etc, etc, responding to Mark and the incomparable Coalition Tea Lady, taking time out from giving Albanese and Co. the rounds of her kitchen for not condemning the genocide taking place in Gaza.

Regardless of whether or not Price is the one to breathe life back into the Liberals carcass, in what direction does the once dominant party of Pig Iron Bob take?

Anne Ruston on Insiders believed that AI might hold all the answers, an interesting notion that Toilet Paper Australia and JayJay addressed. Well, we think JayJay addressed. We had to run her for her Nurse Ratched line alone!

stranger picked up on the direction of the Liberals favoured by Senator Alex Antic….

… while the wonderful Tom Red Memes used a diagram to explain how such a shift to the right might play out.

Finally, let’s hear once more from Kenny Devine, who was our first pick on Monday as our Xcreta of last week, with a zinger worthy of Bill Shorten.

Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! Boom! Boom! Tiiissssccchhhhh!

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