Here’s yet another Xcrement-of-the-Week column that gives a broad hint as to what tickles our judges’ fancies as they prepare to drape the blue riband around some Xer’s neck.

And, of course, they do like a movie reference almost as much as an xcrement that’s short and sharp, so Kenny Devine (at top and below) is this week’s winner on both counts. Divine, Kenny.

Of course, we suspect the covert message in this short but powerful post is that Kenny Devine dearly wishes that the Australian government might finally show some guts and condemn Israel’s ongoing genocide (our word) that’s worsening by the day. Good luck with that, Kenny!

Prepared to make that point in white on black was Dr Rhonda Garad. Don’t hold your breath, good doctor.

Peter Murphy and joan kunze also emptied their X bowels on that issue, the former praising Spain’s stand; the latter condemning much of the western world for averting their gaze from Gaza.

A principled stand from Anthony Albanese, Peter? Good luck with that one. You, too, Joan, if you hope that world might eventually turn on Israel. Zionists around the world seem to wield a power far beyond their actual numbers. The Bug has never understood why so many politicians around the world are so shit-scared of them.

Did someone just mentioned Zionists! If we were the electronic mediocre, we’d now be congratulating ourselves for the segue to our next smelly pile of xcrement plopped on the head of Australia’s proudest Zionist, Tim Wilson who appears to have reclaimed the Melbourne seat of Goldstein for what’s left of the Liberals.

Before we run Xs on Tim, can we just say we’re not 100 per cent sure the X posts attributed to Wilson are genuine, although it certainly looks like something he would do.

Take it away, AJGardineresq, etc, etc, bradpsychology, Dave from Townsville and Robyn.

Shortly, we’ll have a look at how those fools at Sky LNPNews are taking the election result but let’s pause just for a moment and go overseas for just a taste of why Uncle Sam is headed for the crapper at the hands of some very stupid and foolish people. Here’s Just Saying and Brown Eyed Susan.

We just love the bottom half of that brain-gobbling worm sticking out of that moron’s far-right ear. Even if that worm had eaten all of RFK Junior’s brain, it would still be hungry,

Okay, let’s finish up with Glenn Gibson, Vaxatious Litigant, Phillip Riley and NORMAN DAVID giving the LNP publicists at Sky LNPNews their shits from above.

TO BE CONINUED: Tomorrow, Xers give the LNP sound advice on how to rebuild their razed broad church, Jacinta Price cops her fair share of squirts for having an ego even larger than Malcolm Turnbull’s and the ABC Insiders program cops its usual turdal wave as well.

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