Our judges couldn’t help but focus on the various dopefuls seeking top-dog status in the Liberal and National parties over the next day or two and on that basis decided to highlight the work of Metta Bhavana, etc, etc, (top and below) having fun with who The Bug suspects will lead what’s left of the Opposition.

If that’s a series, MB, etc, keep them coming!

On now to Watergate Angus’s main rival for leadership of the smoldering ruins of the Libs’ once broad church – Sussssan “this goes with that goes with this” Ley. And, by the way, we’re only asssssuming she will lose because she’s a sssheila and we all know what the LNP generally thinks of them.

Take it away, Marc Dawson and Troy Bramston.

Now onto our favourite contender for a leadership position whose success at that should consign the LNP to Opposition wilderness for at least a decade … Jacinta “unpronounceable middle name” Price.

That’s right! The black white supremacist who is now unwelcome in most First Nations communities after leading the racist and divisive No! campaign against The Voice. That Jacinta “My peoples are largely opposed to the Voice!” Price.

We’ll kick off with a double dip from the multi-Walkley-award wining Tony Koch who spent his entire journalism career as a fierce and proud warrior for our Aboriginal and Islander peoples.

Ouch! Let’s rumble on with Phillip Riley, Dave from Townsville, CaraMia200, Deborah Lyttle, AJGardiner, etc, etc, stranger and Just Your Average Punter.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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