Our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-Week concentrated largely on the Mashed Spud, aka the former member for Dickson, Peter “It turns out that people finally got to know me so voted No!” Dutton.

So we’ll be kind and leave him alone to lick his wounds and focus this time on ….. just joking! … here’s Chris (at top and below) giving Dutts his dancing orders.

Back now to the stream of xcrement that flowed into our prize barrel, much of it sincere advice as to what The Greens …. sorry, the LNP …. needs to do to be an effective Opposition some time this century.

Just Your Average Punter and Peter FitzSimons replying to Riff Raff suggested nuclear power plants really bombed out with the electorate ….,

… while Eddy Jokovich, reb of Melbourne, etc, etc, and Colin Richardson suggested the LNP would be wise to stop listening to right-whingers rabbiting on and the mainstream media sprouting about how good they are and by how much they’re going to win by.

jen l w-w, Jay Jay, Phillip Riley and our dear friends, the witches, also referenced other women, although we’re not sure their advice/opinions are going to be of any great comfort or help to this nation’s favourite black white supremacist, Shooter “I rorta know!” McKenzie and some nobody called Lady Downer who, for no reason any decent or logical person can fathom, keeps getting invited onto media platforms to say stuff that’s not worth listening to.

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