At the outset, can we just say that The Bug as Australia’s No1 family newszine has never kicked some one when they are down. Well, not average people anyway. We have never made fun of the hoi polloi, the great unwashed, the common folk, the down-trodden.

We’ve left them alone but, boy, haven’t we got stuck over the decades into people who have chosen to be in the public eye, and especially politicians who have deliberately come across as racist, divisive, thuggish, uncaring, self-centred and lazy?

For that reason, this column is going to miss Peter Dutton and his chrome dome, on which much xcreta has been splashed over the years.

And of all the xcrement flung at Dutts on his way out, our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t pass highlighting the effort of It’s Not a Race (at top and below), just one of many brilliant memes from Dan Iliac.

What a brilliant take on the fact that this gutless, racist, divisive, culture war warrior sought only political gain in wrecking the Voice and gave full, if mainly, tacit support to the disgraceful, racist and divisive No campaign at the referendum in late 2023.

What great irony that the prick who shouted “If you don’t know, vote no!” has confined the LNP to the scrap heap possibly for ever because voters clearly knew he stood fuck all for anything fair and decent and said no to him, federally and locally.

Others to void their xcemental anger on Dutton were David Marler and Dr Sheep Person Podge, the latter just one of countless Xcretas who made the point that one gracious concession speech was no match for 24 years being a cunt. Our word, not his.

Of course, winners can be rather ruthless as well as being grinners and many Xers delighted in giving the media their shits. Take it away, Phillip Adams, Glenn Gibson, joan kunze, Phillip Lodge and Metta Bhavana, etc, etc

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, our Xcretas offer their advice on where the LNP needs to go from here and who will be best to haul them out of the political grave they’ve dug for themselves.

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