A stubborn and gritty Anthony Albanese has vowed to fight on as prime minister “to the bitter end” despite a stinging rebuff today from arguably the nation’s finest politics analyst and commentator; one that would end any politician’s career in a heart beat under normal circumstances.

“Albo was prepared to fall on his sword straight away but realised there simply wasn’t time left in the campaign to call the party’s parliamentary caucus together to vote in a new leader,” a senior Labor campaign strategist explained.

He was referring to the career-ending news just hours ago that…. wait for it!….

Let’s be realistic here. It’s only time that has saved Albanese for just a few short days once Markson had made her position – and her choice for PM – wait for it!…

… OFFICIAL!

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