Surely, it must be unfair – nay, totally Australian – to kick a guy when he’s down?

We’re talking Peter Dutton here. The bloke whose ambitions of ever being prime minister will be done and dusted around 8pm Saturday night. There’s about a 95 per cent chance of that; it’s even lineball as to whether he’ll still be in politics at all by then.

So any decent person wouldn’t be reaching for the steel-capped boots, would they?

Fuck it, The Bug says. Let’s KICK off with Coalition Tea Lady, at top and below.

My, oh, my! CTL is spot on. Three years to come up with some vote-winners and the LNP’s poorly thought-through and largely empty bag of policy offerings has been tipped out through backflips and walkbacks.

We’re late with this so we won’t do any intros for other Xcretas who xcreted on various aspects of Dutton’s trainwreck of a campaign, be it those meagre offering of policies, his debating skills (and those moderating such debates), his carefully constructed image of the tough man Australia so desperately needs to clean the Lake Burley Griffith lake/swamp, stamp out DOGEy government waste and stop immigrant rapers and murderers from taking our jobs and our home-ownership dreams and eating our cats and dogs in the processs! And let’s not forget all those woke, left-leaning teachers filling kids’ heads with darkie thoughts!

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