… or just adding shit to it?

You BUGgers out there might be wondering why we’re not kicking off our Xcrements-of-the-Week review with some funny meme or hurtful character assassination that we generally prefer?

And we do accept the issue our judges have opted to highlight seems on the surface to be rather bland and maybe even a little boring?

Please hear us out on this. Peter Dutton, having made the most-likely-fatal decision to hitch his and his Coalition’s star to Donald Trump, has allegedly tried to distance himself from the Tangarine shitgibbon in recent times. Well, that’s the mainstream mediocre’s general view anyway.

The Bug has not seen any real evidence of this. Rather, if Dutton is trying to do that, he’s making a bad fist of it. And there was no better example of that then his declaration that disgraced public servant and former Home Affairs head honcho Mike Pezzullo would have a key role in “any government I lead”.

At top and below are X exchanges between Quentin Dempster and Bernard Keane about that idea.

Our own two headings at top make it clear that The Bug fully agrees with their assessment, as did also Gregory Andrews, Peter Cronau and Dazza.

With it absolutely crucial for Dutton to kick off week four of the campaign well after three rain-wreck weekss, by declaring he’ll be adding shit to the swamp if elected was breathtakingly and stupidly tone deaf. Didn’t Mark McGowan once observe that Dutton wasn’t all that bright?

Let’s turn now to other issues Dutton is pursuing as election day comes ever so closer and they have the whiff of desperation about them. Let’s hear from Bo Reider, Kon Karapanagiotidis and Chris, etc, etc.

Let’s finish up with some observations about Dutton’s personality traits. stranger thought the Duddster’s Easter message was tacky – yes, it was very tacky! – and Troy’s Voice and JayJay riffed on the fact that bullyboys who boast about how tough they are often glass-jawed cowards at heart.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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