Sorry for this delayed and final look at last week’s Xcrements-of-the-Week. The Bug staffer who compiles these xcretal overflows is in hospital having his third penis-reduction operation.

But our judges thought it would be a good idea to highlight this X offering from the Liberal Party (at top and below).

Yes, BUGgers, we can hear you shouting: Why!!! But look at it this way. As weak three of the campaign ends – yes, we typed weak – this post screams desperation. Peer Dutton was still banging on about it this week and all the Sky LNPNews hosts are still praying that Albanese’s fall has cost his chances of reelection.

Don Weston, Rupert’s Conscience, Misinformation Fact Checker and David Marler had some general criticisms of the Liberal Party and its current leader…

… and Glenn Gibson had some kind words for the some independent pollies.

And let’s finish with another example of mounting desperation from the LNP’s public relations people aka this nation’s woeful mainstream mediocre. Take it away, Phillip Riley and bradpsychology.

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