Sky LNPNews host Chris Kenny has forced his way into favouritism for The Bug‘s award that all politicians of all colours and journalists are competing for over the federal election campaign: the Gobbels Goblet!

This fool’s-gold-coated lead-based trophy (shown with Kenny above) will be awarded shortly after May 3 to the candidate or scribe who best mimics the infamous Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels’ two basic principles: tell a lie enough times and it becomes the truth, and accuse your opponents of that which you yourself are guilty of.

And our judges are proud to announce that Kenny is the first “journalist” to go into the Goebbels Goblet prize barrel to join the man everyone at Sky LNPNews and most other politics scribes in the country strongly believes should be prime minister after May 3, none other than Opposition Leader Peter Dutton!

Here’s the text that Sky LNPNews ran in their online plugs yesterday that convinced us that Kenny simply had to be in the running for our unprized goblet.

Sky News host Chris Kenny claims the ABC is targeting Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price in a “shocking case” of racial discrimination and double standards.

“A shocking case of racial double standards in this country, racial discrimination, promulgated by the ABC, yeah, the ABC you pay for, the taxpayer-funded supposedly objective national broadcaster pushing racial division,” Mr Kenny said.

Kenny, of the non-news platform that along with just about the rest of the MSM championed the racist and divisive No campaign in the Voice referendum, has come to the rescue of the black white supremist senator, who along with black white supremist Warren Mundine, led that racist and divisive No campaign with a pack of lies about all sorts of things, not the least being that first-nations peoples were largely against the Voice.

According to Kenny’s cooked mind, anyone who criticises a First Nations person for any reason is guilty of racial discrimination and double standards.

Do you BUGgers out there wonder, like we do, if Kenny ever blushes when he comes out with shit like this?

AND JUST A REMINDER: Dutton’s nomination in late March was for his declaration that Anthony Albanese had been “completely obsessed” with the Voice referendum since its defeat.

It ticked both general themes of Goebbelian strategy. It was clearly a lie, and worse than that, the only side of politics that has been obsessed with the Voice outcome ever since October 2023 has been the LNP which has continued to inflict maximum damage on Albanese and for a long time boosted the Opposition’s standings, all with the uncritical help of just about the entire Australian mainstream mediocre. Goebbels would have been beaming with pride in his watery grave back then, and we suspect he’ll be blowing bubbles now as he has a chuckle over Kenny’s effort.

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