An all-out, rum-fuelled, brawl among all members of our judging panel has delayed by a day the awarding of our brand-new, election-focussed, trophy to celebrate the worst case of arse-licking by “journalists” during the second week of the campaign.

We are truly sorry about this delay but it will be definitely be revealed tomorrow, Sunday, after all our judges have been discharged from hospital.

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