Bet you BUGgers out there thought we’d start this look of our Xcrements-of-the-Week with the latest on our federal election campaign.

But we do like to surprise, so we’ll kick off with mass rallies around the used-to-be-good ‘ol USofA in protest about Donald Trump removing the US from the world and sending everyone broke in the process, if for no other reason than to keep his record of business non-success intact.

What our judges did like were some of the signs at these rallies, among the best and most cutting shared by Travis Matthew and Damaan, etc, etc, (above and below).

Others that tickled our fancy came from Art Candee and Tira Att

Many X feathers were ruffled (sorry) by Trump’s tariffs also being imposed on an Australian protectorate in Antarctica with no humans living there. Take it away, Craig Foster and Paulley Ticks.

Enough! Now to the federal election campaign and a lot of xcrement plopped into our prize barrel on observations by Niki Savva on the ABC Insiders program, including these offerings squeezed out by Dazza, Denise Shrivell and Lee-Anne Walker.

And as you BUGgers out there most surely know by now that our judges love personal attacks, and for some reason Politic@l Spinner and JayJay took aim at the heads of some of Dutton’s shadow ministers and Liberal commentators.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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