…that only an election can bring on!

But before we get to the tingly bits, can we just apologise for the childish piece of xcreta from Peter Mavros – All comments, etc, etc (at top and below) that our judges have decided to highlight?

Our judges accept that the meme is staler than the last stubbie that Barnaby Joyce couldn’t finish last night but they still thought it was worth a fresh run given the federal election is now under day. Besides, they also considered it relevant seeing Anthony Albanese was talking yesterday about things being as weak as piss and Peter Dutton replying that Albo was as weak as … water.

Now onto things that make us tingle. Take it away, NORMAN DAVID, stranger, Richard Yabsley, Dazza and Glenn.

Can The Bug just throw in an aside here? We think all of the above have been a bit harsh on Phil Coorey. He is after all the top-shelf political scribe who wrote that excellent article about how Gladys Berejiklian had saved Australia. And we should never forget that he, along with Chris Uhlmann, created and promoted for yonks the interesting theory that as long as the LNP was ahead of Labor on the primary vote, the Tories were looking good and Labor was fucked!

Let’s continue with a media theme and have a look at the xcreta squeezed out by Eddy Jokovich, Allan Coates and Hugh Riminton.

And to return to the bald bloke mentioned at the very beginning, here are Toilet Paper Australia, Politic@l Spinner, Baz the Aussie, Aaron Dodd Curmudgeon, Liam the Trekkie and Nannan etc, etc.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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