… and you’ll probably guess who’s copping the faecal flak!

After resolving technical issues that prevented for some days our access to our two X sites we trawl for Excreta-of-the-Month excellence, here is a belated offering that may include some early-week xcrements dropped after our normal Sunday night deadline.

And, unsadly, it’s Peter Dutton’s chrome dome once again feeling decidedly sticky and smelly. And, no, we’re not sorry about that either.

No time for our judges to select just one xcrement for blue riband glory, but they thought it would be good to kick off with a video meme from Secularrikin (at top and below) using the very late US comedian Rodney Dangerfield laughing his head off over the laughable boast by Dutton that, were he to become PM, he’d get Donald Trump to un-tariff Down Under.

The selection of this X offering does give a clue to the age group of our judges, who still remember one of Dangerfield’s great lines – “My wife gives good headache!”. They sadly suspect that joke might not have survived the start of the 21st Century. Me, too.

Also straining away with the tariffs theme was Troy’s Voice.

Another policy thought-bubble from the Opposition Leader was to adjust his orange comb-over and demand a referendum on exporting rapists and murderers who are eating our cats and dogs. We may have paraphrased a bit there.

Even former LNP Attorney-General George Brandis thought it a totally worthless idea, so let’s hear from Phillip Riley, Belinduh Pyne and AusPolCommenter.

Tony Windsor and Michael Pascoe also let rip….

Lest we forget Robodebt mentioned by Belinduh above, here’s Chris McKay.

Moving onto Dutton’s nuclear power-plant policy, here’s stranger straining away…

Sandra K Eckersley, Margie Jones and Mark expressed general opinions on what we can expect from Dutton as the current fake election campaign ratchets up.

And seeing we’re in the dumping on Dutton mood, let’s run with a swag of online poo on all sorts of issues from the appropriately named Toilet Paper Australia, It’s Not A Race, a second thought squeezed out by Mark and Deborah Lyttle.

Let’s finish up with some xcrement sent the ABC’s way. Here are stranger (again) and GregMarSci.

Can you older BUGgers out there remember when it was inconceivable to include the AB(What Peter Dutton says)C in the list of lamentable, unprofessional mainstream mediocre platforms?

We’ll extend this request to ABC chair Kim Williams. In the two terms that Bill Shorten was Opposition Leader, do you seriously believe he was given anywhere near the time Dutton’s been given to have his spray on just about any issue? Get someone to fully research that for you. Then, if the results are as we suspect, explain to us how it took from just about the first day of the almost three years now of a federal Labor government for the ABC to so quickly come to the conclusion that to show just how professional and unbiased it is, Dutton and his mob had to be given even (and sometimes first and sometimes more) time on any issue du jour. Please do.

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