… and ramps up her hunger-strike protest!

NATIONAL AFFAIRS:

Aunty Pauline, proud national white indigenous leader of the One Nations people, has vowed to stay on a permanent hunger strike “to the bitter end if needs be to protest a government decision that is a kick in the guts to me and my tribe”.

Aunty Pauline (far right, above) was referring to fresh publicity given overnight to a Reserve Bank of Australia decision that on Australia’s next $5 note, the late Queen Elizabeth will not be replaced by a portrait of her son, the now King Charles the Third and the head of state Australia is lucky to have. (above, not further much left)

Instead, that side of the new note will be devoted to connections to country by Australia’s First Nations people.

“There’s not a racist bone in my body but why on earth should my black indigenous brothers and sisters be singled out for publicity money just can’t by,” Aunty Pauline told The Bug, her voice more frail and wavering than normal.

“I appreciate the dar.. the First Nations people … have been around a little longer than my own peoples, the Bodgieandwidgedigery tribe that have caught and traded fish and chips around the Ipswich area of south-east Queensland for for what seems like an eternity if not decades, but what have those coo … those First Nations people … ever done for Australia?” Aunty Pauline asked. “Did they ever open one bloody single fish and chip shops anywhere around this nation?

“Did they ever build giant cathedrals that could now be attracting tourists to our sacred lands? Who the bloody hell is going to travel all this way to see a flamin’ midden mound, for God’s sake?

“They just wandered around having fun, showing respect for bizarre and totally unbelievable Dreamtime ancestral spirits and that’s no way to live a meaningful, constructive and God-fearing life!”

Aunty Pauline, who stressed once more there’s not a single racist bone in her body, said she began a partial hunger strike six weeks ago when the Reserve Bank first announced the design change for the $5 note. She began a full hunger strike overnight when media outlets revisited the RBA’s intentions as if it were breaking news.

“If this dreadful and insulting change takes place – this shameful affront to my One Nations people’s role in shaping this once-great nation through affordable fish and chip meals not to mention scallops and Chico rolls – although there’s not a racist bone in my body, I’ll emigrate to Great Britain and reside there permanently for just a little while until I realise how many dar… black people live there.”

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