Our sincerest apologies to all you BUGgers out there but it’s true! For some days now, we’ve been locked out of our two X sites we trawl daily to provide you with the smelliest of the xcrement that plops into our prize barrel on the issues of the past week.

So for the first time in a long time, we can’t bring you the end (sorry!) product of Xers straining away to drop shit on the usual suspects: Trump, his VP dunce, their brownnosing incompetent Cabinet toadies, the new world disorder they are all creating, our domestic politicians here (okay, mostly Peter Dutton), the Israeli genocide in Gaza, this nation’s woeful mainstream mediocre, the AUKUS subs, etc, bloody, etc.

Apparently we’ve offended X rules in some shape or form, and the hoops they are asking us to jump through to be reinstated have proved too difficult so far for our ludditic (subs, check if this is indeed a word) brains to comprehend and execute.

In the meantime, we’ll keep you unposted.

With a federal election looming and politicians from all sides ramping up their porkathons, may the faeces start flowing again soon!

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