Queensland Police and the RSPCA have apologised to a Brisbane man following a raid on his home in which officers of a specialised anti-bestiality task force broke down his door and wrongly arrested him.

The man, who did not wish to be identified, said he had accepted the apology from police and RSPCA officers attached to the task force, but was launching legal action against his internet service provider (ISP) seeking compensation for breach of privacy.

“The cops had no right to do what they did,” the man said. “But I think the biggest offence was committed by my ISP who alerted police to my recent online search history.

“I did nothing wrong except to seek more information about a recent incident involving an American tourist who has since left the country.

“All I did was type into a popular search engine the term ‘wombat snatch’ and within hours my door was being kicked down,” he said.

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An inner- Sydney man has thanked the Murdoch media for helping him secure a victory over his local council which had rejected his development application on the grounds that his favoured design for an undecorated poured concrete home would be unsightly.

Gerald Frunge said he had hoped the current popularity of the film The Brutalist would have made the Sydney City Council appreciate and approve the design he favoured. (below)

“I thought my application would sail through the council’s approval process,” Mr Frunge said. “But they knocked it back and subsequently put up every argument you can think of to keep rejecting it.

“That was until I got the national broadshit The Australian involved and it began running stories accusing the council of being anti-cementic.

“The council soon went to water and gave my application the tick so I hope to start pouring soon,” he said.

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ABC TV says it will buy, produce, and air more programs like the New Zealand-produced Under the Vines.

“We have had a fairly positive response to Under the Vines – almost as good as we got with Aftertaste, The Split, Love Me, and even The Newsreader,” ABC spokesperson Tess Patten said.

“That’s why our new chair Kim Williams has established a new EWPWFWP division devoted entirely to getting more of those type of shows to air as soon as possible.”

Ms Patten then apologised for using the internal ABC acronym for the dedicated new production division.

“I should have said Kim Williams has established a new Entitled White People With First-World Problems division,” she said.

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