… but his new party will still squark the talk!

Political analysts and commentators from around Australia have branded as “brilliant” and “politically on the ball” the decision by mining billionaire Clive Palmer to change his new party’s name to capitalise on a mood shift he has cleverly spotted in the minds of Australian voters.

They are referring to Palmer’s decision to jettison the party moniker launched only weeks ago (at top) and replace it with the one below!

An insider at Palmer’s Mineralogy echoed the opinion of the political experts.

“When Clive kicked off Trumpets of Patriots, he made it clear the slogan was a pure Trumpian call, hence the Make Australia Great Again theme.

“But he’s no fool and realised that Trump is now suddenly on the nose Down Under so a new party title was needed.

“He also didn’t regret his slip of the tongue at the launch of Trumpet of Patriots when he called it the Trumpet of Parrots.

“He had already started to wonder whether the use of Patriots was really needed, as any party that Clive creates is there primarily to attract the cookers, crazies, religious nutters, conspiracy theorists and other tin-helmeted and braindead morons who feel the world has cruelly passed them by. And he liked the idea that parrots are always squawking and getting attention.

“So ExTrumpet of Parrots it is, and he’ll be relying more on racist themes such as “why do we need a welcome to country to our own country!” to help ensure he puts into power a federal government that allows him to mine any fucking thing he wants to.

“He needs to carve off as many One Nation supporters as possible if he has any hope that the spending of $120 million or more on the current federal election campaign will secure a seat in Parliament for someone else with the charisma and commonsense and far-Right thinking of his excellent Victorian senator Ralph Babet who has surely proved an invaluable gift to federal politics.”

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