Well, BUGgers, you could have knocked us down with a feather when we decided to run a third tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-(last) week and discovered they were all about Peter Dutton!

Just joshin’. We warned you a while back that we’ll be doing all we can to help keep the Duttster from winning the looming federal poll. Yes, we know! Call us woke, call us left of centre maybe (we do take the piss out of both sides of politics), but the simple reasoning is this: the LNP deserves to continue paying penance on the opposition benches for so many reasons, but Robodebt alone would be enough.

So, without further ado, let’s once more give Dutton the shit toupee he so richly deserves by kicking off with Baz The Aussie (at top and below) xcreting hard with a nice little meme that we suspect alludes to Dutton’s rush to Sydney for a Liberal fundraiser barely two days before frightened residents in his Dickson electorate were expecting Cyclone Alfred to pass just about right over them.

Ben Davison, GailT and Rupert’s Conscience also banged on about that trip that dominated our first Excrements look a few days back.

Our aplogies upfront if you’ve just lost your breakfast because of this image of the Liar from the Shire. Remember him? We’re all trying not to.

Squizz and Hardy World took aim at Dutton over the Western Australian election result…

… and let’s finish off with general xcrement flung Duttts’ way from Troy’s Voice, Chris Pianta, Ron Baumann and Tony Windsor.

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