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Okay, BUGgers! We had some fun yesterday with Peter “I don’t hold a sandbag” Dutton, so this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-(last) Week will delve into other major issues from then.

But before we do, our esteemed judges thought it would be nice to highlight the delightfully short and wonderfully sarcastic effort from Kenny Devine (above and below).

Ouch, Kenny, OUCH! The other reason for highlighting your effort is to remind those seeking Xcrement-of-the-Week glory that our rum-soaked judges do like Xs that are short and sweet and as smelly as hell.

Now onto other news from last week that led to large dumps of xcrement into our prize barrel and let’s kick off with that dreadful traitor to First Nations people, the racist and divisive Jacinta Price.

To save us trouble explaining the mess she got herself in, here’s Tom the whistleblower and Peter Murphy with just about the perfect summaries.

Belinduh Pyne, JayJay and jen l w-w also strained away with these efforts.

We move on now to the Western Australian state election last Saturday where Labor secured a third term with the second largest victory on record.

Our judges particularly liked Xers who took the mickey out of LNP talking heads who tried their very best to polish a turd of a result. Coalition Tea Lady, who we believe resides in WA, had this to say, in conversation with stranger….

.. as did Margie Jones, also responding to stranger, and Bonnie Lerino.

GregMarSci had some solid advice for Peter Dutton.

Speaking of potentially biased polsters, we also detected some X chatter claiming that election-night host Jane Norman from the ABC might have used the “we” word too when it comes to the LNP. Double OOPS! if she did.

Before we leave WA, Matthew Toohey also chimed in, with a lesson in economics for Andrew Hastie.

Look here, seeing we just mentioned Peter “I don’t hold a sandbag” Dutton a little earlier, would you BUGgers mind terrible with some other offerings on that issue that we should have included yesterday.

No? So let’s role the snipes from Sue Roberts, Richard Yabsley and Andrew Miller.

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