The reason misogynistic American online influencer Andrew Tate has flown from Romania to America has been revealed by US President Donald Trump.

At a White House conference (main picture) Mr Trump said he had signed an executive order appointing Tate as his adviser on women’s affairs.

Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan were arrested in Romania in 2022 and were the subjects of a now-lifted travel ban while they face trial on charges of rape, sex with a minor, people trafficking and money laundering.

“Andrew has been treated unfairly, very, very unfairly,” Mr Trump said. “He’s probably the second most unfairly treated person in world history, behind me.

“He should never have been charged by the Romans (sic) just because, like me, he likes to grab a pussy or two uninvited.

“So I invited him to come to the US and take up a new role in which he will provide me with advice on women’s affairs – hopefully with me,” Mr Trump said before mimicking oral sex with the lectern microphone.

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At his news conference, which followed his meeting with UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, Mr Trump said he was fully briefed on the AUKUS agreement.

When asked about his earlier response to a question in which his answer suggested he did not know of the AUKUS agreement, Mr Trump denied not being fully informed about the defence pact between Australia, the UK, and USA.

A reporter then replayed video of the earlier exchange in the Oval Office in which the President asks “What does that mean?” when asked if he and Starmer would discuss AUKUS.

After watching the video Mr Trump said he had “never uttered those words” and accused the reporter of working for a fake news outlet which would henceforth be banned from the White House press pool.

“I should also add that I have signed an executive order to rename the White House press pool as the White House repress pool,” he said.

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President Trump says he has acted swiftly to address concerns about the Chinese Navy’s activities in and around Australian waters.

“I can announce that I have signed an executive order renaming the Great Australian Bight as the Great American Bight,” he said.

“So the people of our 51^st state – or may the 52nd after Canada, or 53rd after Greenland – should have no more problems with any gunboats from Jina,” he said.

“Of course I can’t make any guarantees about future activities in that area by the Russian navy.”

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