Trump knocks world off its axis

This second look at The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week just past concentrates on how Donald Trump is creating a brand-new world disorder.

And with that in mind, our judges wanted to highlight the wonderful meme provided by Linda, etc, reposting Linden Raven (at top and below).

While it’s hard to break out just one of the moronic things the Moron of Mar-a-Lago said or did last week but our judges thought his threat that if Ukraine doesn’t give the US some $350 billion worth of critical minerals including lithium, he’d let his good mate Vladimir Putin fuck it up the arse. We’re paraphrasing a fair bit there.

No-one summed this up better than Shane Wright on ABC Insiders, as Hugh Riminton reminded us.

Aaron Rupar joined in on that theme.

The word fascist was freely used this past week to describe the actions of Trump since returning to the White House so let’s read the excreta dumped on Yam Tits by Simon Gosden. Esq, etc, etc, and FactPost.

The Tangarine Shitgibbon’s ability to lie with a freedom that makes Scott Morrison a master of truth-telling was picked up by Mike Sington….

…while Nick Bryant, in conversation with himself, and Rex Patrick voided freely on what Europe needs to do as Trump pivots to Russia and his alleged controller Vladimir Putin.

And seeing Washington was mentioned before, here’s Republicans Against Trump reminding us just how impressed Captain Bone Spurs is with himself, even discounting there’s probably not a world issue that Diaper Donnie doesn’t know more about than anyone else on the planet. His intellect and knowledge is that uge.

Finally, we have Scary Larry lost for words as he strains to understand Demented Donnie’s level of stupidity.

Also at that far-right-wing stinkfest mentioned above was Co-President Elon Musk, who waved about a chainsaw to show his skill at cutting government waste, as long as it wasn’t subsidies to his various business platforms.

And while we normally prefer not to give oxygen to Musk, here’s a taste of his thoughts on his own X platform, proving that he has billions more dollars than brain cells capable of adult and logical and decent thought.

And please excuse this indulgence on our part, but we were rather chuffed with our own reply to another of Musk’s X offerings.

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