Apologies upfront for anyone still having breakfast, for we are about to mention a certain chap and a description of a very explosive and smelly bowel movement – the likes of which this chap is quite capable of causing to anyone listening to his crap.

We are of course, talking about Yam Tits/Captain Bone Spurs/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Diaper Donnie/The Mar-a-Lago Moron.

Yes, this bloke, courtesy of Damaan, AKA “Philly’s Finest”!

The Bug for a very long time argued that there would be more Christianity in someone’s bowel movement after a night on the Guinness and a very hot beef vindaloo than Scott Morrison possesses in his entire body, mind and soul. The same applies for Donald J. Trump.

For that reason, our Xcreta of the Week judges particularly liked the X offering from Morgan J. Freeman (at top and below). What the fuck, indeed.

An Oval Office chockablock with bible bashers sending Godly messages to arguably the world’s greatest ever flimflam man with not a skerick of christianity in his entire body, mind and soul. Sucked in, morons! Crook, lies and stinker. To be fair, though, how hard can it be to con folk who believe a magic sky daddy can answer their prayers while refusing to release winning Lotto numbers in advance?

Okay, some more general observations as to Trump’s character and mental state, who owns him and who pays for him to flit here and there from Democratic Wins Media, Richard Angwin, Genocide is cruel and CALL TO ACTIVISM…

… before we move onto Trump’s increasingly deranged utterings over parts of the world he intends to take over and fuck international law in the process. Take it away, Dutchy Patrick, Suppressed News and Sahar A.

And when it came to Trump’s generous offer to a grateful Canadian citizenry to make Maplesyrupland the 51st state of the union, we particularly liked this plop of smelly excreta from Canada Hates Trump.

Multiple ouches!!!

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, our Xcretas turn their attention to domestic politics and our woeful mainstream mediocre. And, yes, of course Insiders gets a mention or three!

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