Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have of recent times lamented the fact that this column hasn’t taken the piss out of reformed pisspot Barnaby Joyce for quite some time.

So for the second look at the best of the rest that plopped into our smelly xcrement prizebarrel last week, our judges were keen to highlight the offering from Tom etc, etc, etc (at top and below)

Matt also reflected on Australia Day “celebrations” on Sunday. We suspect that Matt joins all of us at The Bug in hoping that a recent Herald Resolve Strategic poll showing a surge in support for keeping January 26 as our national day was very much roguish, if such a word exists.

And a weekend column in The Saturday Paper caught the attention of Margie Jones and Michael Pascoe.

Overseas now, and this comment from the world’s best-known village idiot was probably the most amazing/frightening/idiotic thing uttered around the globe this past week. Or perhaps ever.

Acyn was one of many who deposited an xcretal spray all over the Tangarine ShitGibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Yam Tits over this.

CALL TO ACTIVISM felt egged on to comment on Trump’s “crock of shit” promises and Annie took aim at Melania “Have you invested in my Melcoin yet?” Trump, proving that while she might hate her husband’s guts, she’s quite a bit like him when it comes to grifting.

Onto domestic politics now and Peter Dutton’s new job offer for Jacinta Price, presumably as a reward for all the lies she spewed at the Voice referendum, drew the ire of Aaron Dodd, Curmudgeon, blakandblack and Judith Nunn.

And seeing we’ve mention Dutton a few times now, let’s wrap it up with xcrement from Robyn and Belinduh Pyne…

… and seeing it’s a federal election year, some shameless plugs from Richard Yabsley and Sassy Leo.

What! The Bug a little bit left wing! With the vast majority of this nation’s woeful mainstream mediocre rooting for Dutton and the LNP over coming months, aided and abetted by whatever tens of millions that Clive Palmer’s going to shell out, you can bet your sweet patootie that The Bug on behalf of its reader will be doing its level equally unbalanced best to combat all of that.

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