Sure, but which way?

That’s the question our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges asked in selecting the xcreta for special mention from all the entries that plopped into our smelly prize barrel this past week.

Is it FUCK MURDOCH in the sense of wishing the evil prick to just fuck right off and get out of our fucking lives for ever? Or is it FUCK MURDOCH in the sense of “I wouldn’t mind giving him one!”?

It’s in their deliberations on this very matter that our judges decided to concentrate on two women very much in the news this past week. And they are referring to two of the finest women in the public eye right now …. oh, okay, one fine woman and Sussan Ley.

Grace Tame is a former Australian of The Year; Sussan Ley will never be given that honour. Grace Tame over the weekend proudly and provocatively wore a FUCK MURDOCH T-shirt. Right-wing Sussan Ley probably thinks that’s possibly the most disgusting thing she’s ever seen!

Grace Tame really does want that dreadful Yank cunt to fuck right off. If Murdoch and his shitty Newscorpse, along with just about the entire Australian mainstream mediocre, can get the LNP over the line at the looming federal election, Sussan Ley would probably even consider giving Murdoch one as a heartfelt thank-you.

Okay, enough! To our xceretas and let’s hear first from Coalition Tea Lady (at top right and below) just one of many who took exception to Ley’s absurd, mindless, moronic, comparison of any trip President Elon Musk might make to Mars one day with the arrival of the First Fleet.

Well said, CTL. Dumb as a box of hammers is a perfect description for Ley.

This contribution from Rupert’s Conscience, with a nod to Cathy Wilcox, also deserved being highlighted up the top there but we could only fit two in.

In similar vein were Andrew Laird and Paul Syvret.

Right, now for the T-shirt Grace Tame wore at this long weekend.

Take it away, BLUEfingers, Phillip Riley and Politic@l Spinner…

On the subject of that evil, flaccid-arsed, criminally inclined, money and power hungry, viagra overdosed nonagenarian in New York, let’s finish up with Margie Jones, who also supported Grace Tame, and then Jenny Pickles, etc, etc, responding to JayJay’s “Murdoch cesspit” rogues gallery.

See all those non-journalist, LNP publicity officers, pictured above? To a man and a woman, they will be trying their very biased best to see a return to government of an LNP that deserves at the very least two terms in opposition for Robodebt alone.

Take another look at all those faces. If the Liar from the Shire had won the 2022 election and could claim responsibility for everything Labor has achieved since, these Sky LNPNews hosts who are so far up the Murdochs’ arses you can only see the soles of their shoes would be singing his praises from the rafters. You know it’s true!

Okay, that’s enough from now! No, wait, let’s go light and breezy with a second serving from Paul Syvret who told us something we didn’t know: that Anaconda is being remade. We agree with Paul!

TO BE CONTINUED!

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