The Bug genuinely hopes it’s not branded as racist for devoting this first look at its Xcrements-of-the-week to that dreadful cunt Warren Mundine.

This is the arsehole who, along with Jacinta Price, spearheaded the totally racist and divisive No campaign in the 2023 Voice referendum.

Ah, the lies these two traitors to Australia’s First Nations people told during that campaign, including the oft-repeated line that Aboriginal and Torres Strait people were largely opposed to a voice to parliament. The voting proved the exact opposite.

Anyway, enough of a spray from us, apart from once again pointing out that if you are the figureheads for what were almost entirely racist-based arguments then you are racist yourself!

So what’s this column all about then? Mundine has missed out in Liberal Party preselection for the inner-city Sydney seat of Bradfield.

So, without further ado – by the way, did you know Mundine said back then that as a mine owner, he had enough on his plate dealing with his local tribe and hated the idea of having to deal with a wider aboriginal group? Yep! He actually said that. I guess you can give him marks for that rare display of honesty; that in making a living at mining, it’s best to have to deal with as few a darkies as possible.

Now where we? There were two main trusts to those who xcreted their joy over Mundine’s pre-selection loss; that maybe the favours he expected from his Voice opposition have not come to pass, and the idea that his own attempt to become a voice to Parliament has been given a resounding No!

Our judges liked the effort from Rupert’s Conscience (above and below) featuring the cartoon from the Fin. Review’s Pope that summed up how the racist Mundine has possibly been duped over his Voice efforts.

And on the second issue – his own voice silenced – let’s hear from Ley Edgecombe, Justin Brash and Lynda French…

Plopping their own coating of xcreta on poor old Mundine’s noggin with similar themes were Margie, Coalition Empathy Coach, Michael J Wyllie, Phillip Riley and Ron Baumann.

Tell us what you really think, Ron!

Eric Bananarama and EVERALD COMPTON questioned Mundine’s wisdom for going for Bradfield in the first place.

Keira also weighed in on the true meaning of voting no, and Anthony Klan was perhaps giving us a hint of Mundine’s preferred method of transport as he tries to make a living as a mine owner by having to deal with as few First Nations locals as possible. Once again, at least we know where his priorities lie.

And let’s finish up by giving Michael J Wyllie a second dip, seeing he’s summed things up pretty neatly….

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, the world holds its breath as Donald Trump returns to the White House – here’s a taste of that from Annie –

… and the usual pile-ons over the genocide in Gaza and domestic politics as the faux federal election campaign heats up and Peter Dutton goes into bat for the battling business luncher.

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