A word of warning to all you BUGgers out there…. if you think this weekly look at the Xcreta that plops into our prize barrel has been slightly left wing over time, you’ve seen nothing yet!

Or let’s put it another way. If you think Peter Dutton is on track to win the looming federal election and his “back on track” policies are worth voting for, can we be dreadfully frank? We won’t be at all upset if you fuck off right now! Clearly, we’re never going to change each other’s minds so why bother any attempt at that?

We’ll preach to our wonderful converted by allocating this first look at our Xcretas-of-the-Week to Dutton and his blundering performance at his so-called rally in Melbourne yesterday.

And our Xcreta judges really liked the effort from Ivan Hanna, etc, etc (at top and below).

And do you know why The Bug and its columns such as this one intend to bang on relentlessly of what a dreadful piece of work Dutton truly is? Because the mainstream mediocre’s support for him in the months ahead is going to be vomitous.

Trust us. If Anthony Albanese had put in the shitty performance Dutton gave us yesterday, the MSM right now would be up him like a rat up a fucking drainpipe. They’d be declaring it the Albo gaffe that ended his bid for a second term. Each and every Sky LNPNews host would be having conniptions. Andrew Bolt would be demanding four pages for his bullshit takedown of weak, woke, Albanese!

So, we will do what we can – and we accept it’s not much – to make sure the LNP serves more than one three-year prison service for the rotten, stinking, corrupt decade they gave us before May 2022.

What! You don’t agree with what we just said? Didn’t we tell you before to fuck right off?

David, etc, etc, JayJay, Dazza and Politic@l Spinner also saw Dutton’s Melbourne rally as we did.

Others got even more personal – our Xcreta judges always like that! – so let’s hear firstly from Michael Springer and Political Tragic, in conversation with bradpsychology, on the astute property investor/business genius and mega money-making abilities that Dutton has always possessed.

We mentioned even more personal. Here’s Sammie, who appears to have some good inside oil on the Dutton family dynasty. Ouch!

Double ouch, come to think of it.

Genocide also went personal, while Dead Parrot Society, Barbara Flowers, Greg Jericho and Ali- son dropped their daks and took general aim on the Dutts’ chrome dome on general policy and election issues.

And Greg Barns SC returns to the general theme of Dutton’s speech yesterday and throws in his own LNP policy criticisms.

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, more general Aussie politics and the countdown continues to the return to the White House by Yam Tits, The Tangarine Shitgibbon, Captain Bone Spurs, Diaper Donnie, etc etc. You all know who we mean!

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