Before we begin, can we just say that the two X sites we draw our weekly Xcrements from largely have had an Elon Musk quality about them …. not worth reading or repeating, unless of course, you’re just in need of a good laugh.

Both sites have been chockas with traffic accidents, wild animals eating other wild animals, fist fights, pranks that some countries find amusing and Elon Musk inanity on any subject whatsoever.

So if this look at the last week’s Xcrements that plopped into our smelly prize barrel were even more disappointing than normal, blame the world’s richest man for buying Twitter at a price about a thousand times its current worth. What a business genius, hey?

Nevertheless, here we go and our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges were drawn to the effort (above and below) from Deborah Lyttle. We’re not sure who’s responsible for the meme but if we find out, we’ll update this post and give credit where credit’s due. Unlike Rinehart herself, it’s a beauty.

Providing the same meme (which simply gives us the chance to repeat it!) was Robyn, who appears to be a fan of the Labor lady hoping to knock Peter Dutton off in his seat of Dickson in the looming federal election.

Also with some wonderful Gina memes was Ivan Hanna, etc, etc, who sounds like he might be putting some money on the Teals at that election. He’s probably on a winner there seeing Dutton has done fuck all to return existing Teal seats to the Tory fold. Did someone say nuclear power?

And speaking of Dutton, it caused much merriment in the Bug office this past week to hear that the Opposition Leader was embarking on a media campaign, with the help of a compliant mainstream mediocre, to show his nicer, calmer, gentler, kinder side to show younger voters especially that he’s not your average monster.

So, take it away mikeaubrey and Coalition Tea Lady.

We suspect mikeaubrey might be paraphrasing Niki Savva and CTL once again shows how effective a short xcreta can be when plopped from the right height! LOL indeed.

Clown Down Under picks on the Spud with Dead Eyes over another matter…

… and Gus the Veteran etc, etc, and Shaun Rogers delve into a subject the Labor Party has already declared will be one of its key attack policies come the election. What’s a federal poll without a Mediscare, right?

And speaking of another key, major, pro-LNP player in this upcoming federal poll, let’s finish off with some Rupert Murdoch/Newscorpse observations from The Noisy Elephant, Quentin Dempster, Rupert’s Conscience, Phillp Riley and one more from Gus the Veteran, etc, etc.

No, bugger it, let’s have one more seeing we mentioned Sky LNPNews above. Besides, it’s always good to finish off with a laugh and no-one does that better that the babbling buffoon, Rowan Dean. Common sense from Angus Taylor! Anyone know Dean’s upcoming standup dates and venues? We hear he simply must be seen live!

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