BORDER SECURITY:

Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has launched a blistering Christmas Day attack on the Albanese Government accusing it of “losing control of our nation’s border security”.

Mr Dutton told a news conference at his home north of Brisbane this morning that he was alarmed at reports overnight of a breach of Australia’s air space and the failure of the Albanese Government to respond.

“We will decide who comes to this country and the circumstances in which they come,” Mr Dutton declared. (main picture)

“This worrying breach allowed an elderly man access in the early hours of this morning to the homes – and in some cases the very bedrooms – of our nation’s children.

“It is a national scandal – no, an international scandal – that this individual was allowed to enter Australian airspace and Australian homes in an effort to groom young children by leaving them gifts.

“Despite having warning of this incursion the Prime Minister did nothing to stop it.”

Mr Dutton said even the existence of a detailed description of the man as being elderly, white-haired, bearded, overweight, and dressed in a distinctive red suit with white trimmings, the Albanese Government had still failed to locate and apprehend him.

“What is even more chilling is the fact that in the lead-up to this breach of national security the Albanese Government had information from our intelligence agencies pointing to the fact that this individual planned to access children’s home via their chimneys, and furthermore could somehow see children when they’re sleeping and knew when they’re awake.

“Once again the Albanese Government has failed to protect our nation, its borders, and our precious children.

“Labor’s risky open-borders approach and its woke, lefty, transgender policy of actively encouraging terrorist immigrants to infiltrate our nation and take our jobs would never happen under a nuclear-powered Australia.

“What’s more, it’s just anti-Semitic,” Mr Dutton added while ticking off a checklist of attack lines before refusing to answer questions from any reporters except those from Sky News.

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