With less than a month before Yam Tits/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/The Mar-a-Lago Moron returns to the White House for his mid-morning and afternoon naps, we thought for this second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week that we would highlight something that’s apparently giving the convicted felon his own shits.

And the contributions shown above and below from Paul J. Adam and Harry Sisson sum up the displeasure being shown by the best golfer the world has ever known, namely memes and jokes that the real 47th president of this-here United States of America will be Elon Musk.

Yes, we appreciate that the cartoon by Mike Luckovich surfaced last month but it’s a beauty, isn’t it? Worth another airing, in fact.

Diaper Don’s displeasure over this mischief is understandable from the world’s greatest ever leader ever. Everyone knows that. Yet, Trump stupidly – and no-one in the world knows more about being stupid than he does – showed his anger in public by waffling on that Musk can’t ever be president. So there! DogeDesigner was one of many who picked up on that.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to say something like that? Batton down the hatches, world! The next four years are going to be a doozey! Right, Ned?

And seeing we’ve already mentioned the 47th President, here’s Scary Larry.

On to Australian matters now, and Peter Dutton continues to find unfavour with our Excretia for various reasons. Take it away, Politic@l Spinner and Aaron Smith.

Did someone mention genocide? Let’s finish up with Howard Beckett and Khalissee.

Oh, one more then. Here’s Rick, etc, etc, on the man whose media outlets in Oz are going to do their un-journalistic damnest to get the LNP back into power federally in the New Year even though by all logic and fairness they deserve to rot in Opposition for at least a few more terms, for Robodebt alone.

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