We rarely visit Victoria in this column – who would want to, really? – but our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges did enjoy the current stoush in the Liberal state opposition down there.

With the party’s parliamentary leadership of John Persutto in grave doubt, our judges selected the Tom Red, etc, etc, effort (above and below) as this week’s winner.

On the same theme were Phillip Riley and Peter Murphy.

Okay, enough of the Garden-variety state.

Lots of xcrement was plopped into our prize barrel this past week as Peter Dutton expanded on the ways he sees as necessary to get into the hearts of this nation’s small but dedicated majority of racists.

Let’s hear from Paul Bongiorno as Dutton added indigenous placenames to his racist hit list, JayJay and GregMarSki …

Taking a different view of Dutton’s tactics as he prepares for next year’s federal poll were Quentin Dempster and David Crowe. Anyone heard of either?

No edition of our weekly Xcrements postings is complete without the types of savage personal attacks (that we love!) on some of our most unloved political figures, so take it away, Eagle Sam, Ming the Merciless, Susan Smith, etc, etc, and bradpsychology.

And we’ll keep this one from Dan Ilic, in conversation with stranger, separate to recognise its relevance and poignancy.

That’s right, Dan. The traitor to First Nations people and their hopes of a voice to Parliament, the faux Aborigine supporter who put his name to probably the most racist and divisive campaign in this nation’s history – the No campaign against The Voice – thinks the good people of Bradfield are up to rewarding his stand on that issue and his service to this nation in general.

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, The Donald appears to be worried about Elon Musk really being the 47th President, the nuclear power debate in Oz keeps exploding in some people’s faces, and some other stuff as our Christmas-eve present to youse BUGgers out there..

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