THE FIGHT AGAINST ANTI-SEMITISM!

Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has broken down and sobbed uncontrollably yet without shame while visiting the site of the latest anti-semitism outrage that is “blighting our nation’s reputation around the world”.

“This is all due to the weak and insipid leadership of Anthony Albanese who has inflamed hatred of Jews by his decision at the United Nations to water down Israel’s right under international law to defend itself,” Mr Dutton said in the suburb of Woollahra in Sydney’s East where a car has been set alight and residential properties sprayed with words including ‘kill Israel’.

Mr Dutton shouted “Oy vey” over and over again during his impassioned off-the-cuff speech to the media throng that had quickly assembled after he turned up.

Between sobs, he was also able to mention the murderous Hamas attacks on Israel last October an impressive 12 times, breaking the previous record of 10 in an individual speech that had been held jointly by Senators Simon Birmingham and Dave Sharma.

The only downside to Dutton’s appearance was as he left, where he appeared to be remonstrating with staff for not positioning the Australian and Israel flags behind him as he had ordered.

They cheered him up by predicting that the ABC would use his comments about Albanese being a weak and insipid leader over and over again for many hours to come.

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