Murdoch plans trust appeal

Far right wing media mogul Rupert Murdoch says he is unconcerned about a Nevada court ruling that stymied his plan to change a family trust in favour of having his far right wing son Lachlan succeed him and run his far right wing media empire.

“This is just the first round in the battle,” the 117-year-old Mr Murdoch (main picture) said.

“I will exercise the far rights… I mean the rights available to any far right wing media mogul to appeal this initial decision to a higher court presided over by a more favourable far right wing judge appointed by incoming far right wing President Donald Trump.

“I’ll keep exercising my far rights.. I mean my rights until I get the result I’ve paid for,” he said.

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