We’ll kick off this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week with much xcreta being expelled over the plans Elon Musk intends to implement when he’s inaugurated on January 20 next year.

Okay, only joking, of course, as was Hoodlum (at top and below).

But there’s no doubt that Musk and Trump – one a billionaire (many times over) ; the other who claims to be one – are currently joined at the hip and the goss is that Musk clearly expects to be listened to, considering the amount he poured into getting the Tangerine Shitgibbon back into the White House.

Another aspect of their bromance is the grim reality that Musk has been given the joint task of slashing expenditure across federal departments, ones that look after average Americans whose annual income is made each and every nano-second of Musk’s existence.

Claudia De la Cruz, etc, etc, was just one of many who picked up on this looming role of Musk’s.

We’ll stick with our view that Yam Tits, given his ego is double the size of Mount Rushmore, will soon tire of his new bestie sitting behind his desk in the Oval Office.

On general matters regarding Captain Bone Spurs’ return to the White House, let’s also hear from Molly Ploofkins, who reminds us of how Trump behaved on the world stage from 2017-21, walking ahead of Queen Elizabeth and pushing his way arrogantly through real world leaders, and Brian Krassenstein who dissects one of Trump’s key election promises.

Back to domestic issues now, and Squizz and Miss Polly xcreted on what they saw as Peter Dutton’s lack of policies, a bit like his head hair.

Cass posted on another Dutton backflip on a key issue and JayJay painted Dutts as maybe a bit of a racist.

Allan Green had a look at the AB Peter Dutton says C at while Chris, etc, etc, reminded us of Morrison’s Hawaiian holiday adventures.

Editor’s note: Our xcrements barrel for last week was cleared before shit began to plop into it over our mainstream mediocre’s hysterical coverage of Anthony Albanese’s tennis game in Perth where some of this nation’s finest “journalists” tried to compare that with The Crook from Cook’s OS adventures while Australia burned.

And, finally, on that issue, anyone who creates an X identity taking the piss out of Prue MacSween deserves a mention, so take it away Prue McSween – the nice one! reacting to Anthony Norman.

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