At the risk of giving those seeking glory a leg up when they plop their shitty observations into our Xcrements-of-the-Week prize barrel, our judges have draped the blue riband around the neck of Chris (above and below).

Our rum-soaked judges will deny this but everyone else at The Bug reckons any Xcreta who uses cunt twice in a post has a very good chance of being saluted by those judges!

And everyone at The Bug thinks cunt is an entirely apt way to describe Benjamin Netanyahu and Rupert Murdoch. Or Lachlan for that matter.

Netanyahu’s criticism of the Albanese Labor government for a perfectly reasonable policy reversal at the UN and last week’s attack on a Melbourne synagogue dominate this first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week so let’s hear firstly from Scott Burchill, Antony (Tony) Walker in conversation with Greg Barton and Quentin Dempster.

Jase, Josh Bornstein, bradpsychology and Ash Leahy also xcreted on the subject….

And seeing Josh Frydenberg was mentioned before, clearly pushing the line that any criticism of Israel must by definition be anti-semitism, Sassy Leo weighted in with this….

And let’s finish this first tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week with this meme from Terry Holt. We at The Bug might argue that the MSM in Australia died much earlier than this year but Terry’s view deserves an airing.

If you think he’s wrong, we invite you to look again at the front page of The Australian depicted in our winning post at the top of this column. What decent, self-respecting, Oz-slanted and professional and politically balanced newspaper would give a flying fuck what Netanyahu thinks about any fucking thing.

TO BE CONTINUED: More shit gets plopped on Peter Dutton and Donald Trump continues his warm-up act as to what the world can expect from January 20.

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