The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for the month of November announcement was delayed slightly as our judges sought legal advice as to whether the competition rules allowed for joint winners.

They could … and it is with great pride that we announce that a whole swag of Newscorpe Australia righters – but mainly those from The Australian and Sky LNPNews before and after dark – have cleaned up the November award among them (some pictured at top).

The judges have made it clear our winning “journalists” were not rewarded just for their work in early November but their efforts in the months before the US presidential election on November 5 and their shared delight since in Donald J. Trump’s victory. The roles they played over time in securing a second term for Trump have truly been astounding.

We at The Bug, including our Arse-Licker judges, admit that we never, ever, thought it possible that the American people would let back into the White House arguably the world’s most repulsive and reptilian liar, racist, misogynist, adjudged rapist, pussy grabber, convicted felon, shit businessman, all-round, low IQ, moron, braggart, microphone stalk hand and blow jobber and bone-lazy cunt but there you are! All those shown above – and plenty more at Newscorpse – were far right and we were wrong.

What attracted all these Newscorpse righters to the man who was arguable the laziest, most useless and incompetent president the US clearly saw in his first term back in 2017-21.

Was it his appeal to the nation’s misogynists during the campaign when he claimed Kamala Harris had “put out” to get ahead in life?

Was it his constant appealing to the nation’s racists when he talked about immigrants eating cats and dogs and raping and murdering decent Americans as they streamed illegally across the borders?

Or the endless lies and mindless, mentally retarded meanderings that he offered up at his rallies over time, somehow appealing to bitter Americans who feel life has been cruel to them?

Okay, okay! Now you BUGgers out there know we’re just having fun.

All the righters shown above – and many more – wrote and sprouted what they did because they knew that Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch wanted Trump to win because Trump would make them pay even less tax than they do now – if that’s at all possible.

All these righters knew deep down that Trump’s economic plans including massive tariffs would only hurt Americans. That his threats to be a dictator, to go after his perceived enemies, to smash public institutions and fill his Cabinet posts with people even dumber that he is were not idly made.

They all engaged in an orgy of coital cleaning of the Murdoch’s arses, rimming with confidence and showing a ring mastery unsurpassed in media history. We reluctantly applaud them for such a sustained and tongue-straining standard that it’s possible the Murdochs may never have to wipe their arses ever again.

Editor’s note: Despite this award going collectively to a large group of people, we asked our graphics people to highlight at the centre of our top image The Australian‘s Washington correspondent Adam Creighton. He’s been so far up Donald Trump’s arse for so long he wears a leg rope for safety’s sake and quick extraction if needed.

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