EXCLUSIVE:

Queensland’s LNP Premier David Crisafulli has been sacked as a shopping centre Santa on his first day in the job.

A spokesperson for the Runaway Bay Centre in Mr Crisafulli’s electorate of Broadwater on the Gold Coast confirmed that the Premier had been engaged to appear as Santa in the weeks leading up to Christmas Eve.

“But unfortunately centre management was left with no choice but to terminate the Premier’s employment just a few hours after he took up his position on the big golden chair in Santa’s grotto in the centre’s food court,” the spokesperson said.

“Initially things were going well and the first few kiddies to sit on his lap left the grotto happy and smiling.

“But the problem started once a few kids started being honest when Santa asked them if they had been naughty or nice during the year.

“Mr Crisafulli began sternly telling the ‘naughty’ children that under his government’s ‘adult crime, adult time’ approach they faced jail for their offending.

“In addition he told them that when they woke up in jail on Christmas Day they’d find just a Christmas stocking full of coal, although he said that as if it were a positive they should be absolutely delighted with.

“All of this naturally shocked the youngsters who began crying loudly (main picture) and running in tears to their parents who swiftly took them away and left the centre.

“Centre management made an assessment that they couldn’t allow the situation to continue and decided to terminate the Premier’s employment,” the spokesperson said.

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