Before we begin our second look at The Bug‘s Excrements-of–the-Week, we want to extend our heartfelt condolences to this nation’s mainstream mediocre.

We know how much they are grieving that they couldn’t keep alive until after the next federal election their universal coverage of the way Anthony Albanese shamelessly sucked up the arse of then Qantas head Alan Joyce to get countless flight upgrades for himself and family members.

We know how disappointed they now must be that it turns out that not just about every pollie of every possible colour was also in on the rort but some of the worst offenders were those who had not included the upgrade freebies in their registers of interest yet hypocritically led the charge against Albanese.

And with that segue, let’s read straight away from Mark Di Stefano, Chadwick S, Ronald Mizen and a double dip from grafitist.

By the way, if any of you BUGers out there feel Bridget McKenzie would be feeling the full weight of a faceful of egg right now, you don’t know her very well.

Chadwick S mentioned the flak Peter Dutton copped, mainly on social mediocre – the MSM was heartbroken about that, too – for raking up big taxpayer dollars taking private flights when he wasn’t asking Gina Rinehart if he could use one of her private jets. McKenzie also chimed in with her observation that Albanese had opened himself to the possibility of owing Qantas favours yet Dutton can fly around Oz on Rinehart’s dime yet own her nothing. We know. We know. You couldn’t make this shit up, right?

On that theme, we heard from Stephen, JayJay, NOT a Canberra Bubbler and Michael Secomb.

Our dear friend Ronni Salt also chipped in with one of her short, sharp and powerful observations.

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