So, why did our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges lean towards the effort (above and below) from CALL TO ACTIVISM as their pick of the week?

Especially seeing the Orange Buffoon has given us so many lowlights from his recent rallies, especially the time he gave a handjob and then a simulated blowjob to his microphone stand.

Well, our judges came to the conclusion that the simple, fake, things about Yam Tits are the ones we should think about more; the bizarre combover, the orange face. That we should remember these fake basics about the Tangarine Shitgibbon and not just concentrate on his rambling, absurd, two-hour-plus speeches about immigrants eating cats and dogs, windfarms killing whales, Hannibal Lecter and the size of a golf player’s cock.

Seeing this is our last look at Xcrements before that US presidential election day (Wednesday, our time) let’s revisit Trump’s masturbatory and fellatio mimics at that recent family-friendly rally of his.

Jo and Anna Navarro-Cardenas were just two of countless stunned social mediocre watchers who vented on that.

(Editor’s note: that footage of Trump doing that is so bizarre and so unsettling that The Bug is taking a bit of a punt in assuming it’s not some clever piece of AI fakery)

Probably because he understands how important size is to Trump – his rally audiences and Arnold Palmer’s junk – Morgan J Freeman also riffed on Captain Bone-Spur’s rally turnouts compared with those for Kamala Harris.

On a more general election theme, Peter FitzSimons praised The New York Times editorial coming out and endorsing Harris and compared that with the cowardly approach of The Washington Post.

Ouch! Did the NYT miss Trump on any issue? Being a sex fiend perhaps.

And while both sides of American politics are probably having two-for-one merc sales right about now, we did like this X post from DJWFLORIDA.

Now for an Australian slant on the US elections, namely the decision by the ABC Insiders program to have former US Ambassador and Trump sycophant Joe Hockey as the guest on Sunday’s program.

Take it away Kailani Mana, THE Russell – you don’t like opinions, etc, etc, and Marc Dawson.

Oh, Marc! The comparison with Sky News After Dark is cruel! Probably fair but still cruel.

And Skyowl and Liam the Trekky. Israel murders children reminded us that Joe Hockey is either suffering from dementia or is just an old-fashioned political liar.

TOMORROW: The flight upgrades brouhaha that clearly damaged the PM but also blew up in the federal Opposition’s face.

Want to be alerted immediately a new blog hits Australia’s longest running and most offensive satire site? Simply click on the Follow sign or the link below to be emailed new yarns the moment they are uploaded! The very second we go far too far – and trust us we will – you can then quickly unfollow via the three dots!

Follow The Bug Online on WordPress.com