Just days before polling day in this year’s US presidential election, Donald Trump has stepped up efforts to cast doubt on the fairness of the outcome in the event he loses again.

At a Make America Great Again rally in Turdbreath, Georgia, Mr Trump detailed an incident he alleged was  “further evidence of krazy Kamala Harris and her krooked Democrats trying to steal another election”.

“People in the fake media have been saying I make up the stories about the 2020 election being stolen from me,” he began before drawing from beneath his lectern a rifle with a laser sight which he shone in turn on each media representative present at the back of the hall. (main picture)

As the rifle’s red targeting dot fell on the forehead of each reporter, Mr Trump paused his remarks to invite any members of the audience carrying firearms to also point them at the media pack which quickly began to glow red.

“The fake media – part of the enemy within who need to be eradicated to save democracy and free speech – are always asking for proof about the 2020 and this year’s rigged elections.

“Well today I can tell you how kooky kommunist Kamala has already started cheating.

“I can tell you today of how some of my strongest supporters have been the victims of korrupt Kamala right here in Georgia.

“These good people who are great supporters of mine wanted to take advantage of early voting to cast their votes to Make America Great Again,” he said, causing the crowd to erupt and chant the Trump slogan for a full 15 minutes.

“These people are such strong believers in me and so badly want to see me return to the White House to save America that they voted several times yesterday, but on their fourth visit to the polling station they were stopped and refused a ballot,” he said, as the crowd broke out into boos.

“Do you need any more proof of a corrupt process that will once again steal an election from me?” he said while pointing his rifle at the media pack and flicking off its safety catch.

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