One of the great pleasures the washed-up, bitter, old hacks get out of compiling this column are the endless giggles they’ve been getting for many, many, months now watching and reading the efforts by Sky LNPNews Australia to get Yam Tits [Donald Trump] back into the White House next week.

To a man and a woman brown-nosing non-journalist, the many “hosts” of Sky LNPNews see no future for the United States unless the Orange Shitgibbon [Donald Trump] wins next Tuesday US time. Ditto the platform’s various right-wing nutjob contributors and commentators whom those hosts rely on endlessly to achieve their aim of keeping first Sleepy-Joe Biden and then Lyin’, Laughin’, Brain-retarded, communist Kamala Harris from the levers of power.

At top are some of the Sky LNPNews yarns that those “hosts” have spread on TV and then online to achieve this goal, often centred around highly personal attacks on Harris. Some of the ones our MGH compilers have laughed at the most are when Sky LNPNews hosts bang on about Harris’s “word salads”.

Yes, unbelievable, is it not, given the meandering, dementia-riven bullshit that bubbles from the mouth of Old Bone Spurs [Donald Trump] at his rallies?

We then have the non-stop push-polling by Sky LNPNews of any poll, respected or otherwise, that shows Harris and the Democrats on the slide.

This relentless attack on Harris and the Democrats and wholesome, unquestioning support for the Orange Buffoon [Donald Trump] continues to this day with Andrew Bolt declaring that a comment by Joe Biden about Trump supporters being garbage is an “historic” blunder that “could guarantee a Donald Trump victory.

Wish on, Mr Bolt.

Of course, our compilers’ chuckles over the way Sky LNPNews has been carrying on for many months now is mixed with great sadness that all these brown-nosing non-journalists who work there are only rooting for The Pussy Grabbing Felon [Donald Trump] because that’s what Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch want and need to happen to protect their commercial interests, not to mention paying far less tax under a second Trump term if that’s at all possible.

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