This first look at The Bug’s Xcrements-of-the-Week has some very important issues to cover but before we do, our judges turned to Bee (above and below) as this week’s winner!

We sincerely ask the Australian Broadcasting Corporation particularly to take note!

Okay, the US presidential election first. Sorry, you BUGgers out there who might still be breakfasting. We’re about to dump a helluva lot of vile, stinking xcrement on Donald Trump but with just on three weeks to go before polling day in the US, we feel duty bound to keep doing what we can to keep the tangerine shitgibbon out of the White House.

We’ll kick off with this overview from Chaeyoung Park, who asks some very simple questions.

Annie quotes Barbra Streisand who sees Trump much in the same way as Chaeyoung Park does.

Also taking aim at other bizarre and shameful utterances from Trump at recent rallies were Mike Sington and Gavin Newsom who picked out just two examples of the convicted felon’s latest dementia-fueled rantings.

Trump’s recent question posed at the National Association of Black Journalists, asking if they wanted a black or white president, continues to reverberate, with Morgan J. Freeman and blakandblack taking aim.

Mike Carlton, Fernando Oliver, Esq, and Holly also chimed in.

Domestic matters now, and Xcretas reacted quickly to the appearance by James Patterson on ABC’s Insiders.

For all of you lucky enough not to see it, this former Institute of Public Affairs “luminary” spent the first half of his conversation with David Speers slamming Labor for supposedly not being in lockstep with the United States’ fulsome support on anything Israel wants to do to defend itself. With nary a blush or any sign of self-awareness, Patterson then pivoted, explaining how the LNP opposed the US call for an immediate ceasefire (hint: Labor is in lockstep with that call), declaring instead that Israel had every right to totally smash Hamas and Hezbollah once and for all! Along with countless innocent Palestinians, of course.

With that as a backgrounder, take it away signtst, David Shoebridge and Eagle Sam.

… while Husam Zomlot gave us a glimpse of what’s happening in north Gaza right now, no doubt with the complete support of the likes of Patterson, Simon Birmingham and just about everyone else in the LNP.

Battle Weary Wombat had a very good idea as to where Sharri Markson should now live permanently, while stranger pointed to a difference of opinion on the aforementioned Insiders couch.

And let’s end with the anniversary of the Voice referendum. Our judges reckon they could easily have give this meme from Tony blue riband honours….

… while amante2 and Michael J Wyllie plopped these offerings into our Xcrement prize barrel.

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, our Xers make a meal of the Queensland state election campaign and ponder what Anthony Albanese needs to do to restore his fortunes in the wake of the latest Newspoll.

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