That headline story soon. But first…. while the offering (at top and below) from Eagle Sam did not garner the blue riband from our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges yesterday, they were more than happy to give it a big plug in today’s second tranche at the Xcrements that flowed our way over the past week.

At the very least, it shows those seeking glory in our weekly reviews of X can’t go too far wrong if they’re rude, crude and highly personal! Golden Cunt of the Year awards! Why didn’t The Bug think of that!

Okay, on now to the rather eclectic mix of topics that we left over from yesterday. And as the heading above shows, we pay tribute to Craig Foster for this “thanks but no thanks” post.

Do you ever think this country is ever going to put its big pants on, Craig? That we’ll be grown-up enough to have a head of state who would always put our interests first? Or put another way, if World War 3 erupts tomorrow, does anyone apart from Tony Abbott and David Flint and a few other unpatriotic souls believe that Big Ears … sorry King Charles the Turd … sorry… the Third… is going to put Oz first?

Ray Wilton also xcreted on Foster’s non-acceptance of the chance to BBQ with Chuck and Camilla, without giving anything away as to his own feelings on the matter. We’re also not sure we detected a social media storm either but that could just be the way our X feed leans.

Now for the widening mess in the Middle East.

Considering this second tranche of Xcrements is being prepared the day after the anniversary of the October 7 Hamas attacks on Israel, M James gave us bit of a history lesson, and partly explains why United Nations general secretary António Guterres said those Hamas attacks “did not happen in a vacuum”.

The ruthlessly relentless and wonderful Coalition Tea Lady who has railed against Israel’s genocide in Gaza for the past year also referenced 2014 in response to Dr Sheep Person Podge.

Weighing in with their own slants on the widening region conflict were Solo Monk, Quentin Dempster and Glenn Gibson.

To the US presidential election campaign now – do we have to?!!!! – and Phillip Riley and Meidastouch had their take on how the tangerine shitgibbon has been performing.

And to think this dreadful piece of shit is still neck and neck with Kamala Harris if the polls are to be believed. Oh, America, what the fuck happened to you?

Onto another loser now and dollops of xcrement flowed over the decision by some right-wing stink tank that Liz Truss would be worth jetting Down Under and listening to but we’ll use just this one from Jo Dyer

Did CPAC sink without trace after both barrels from Jo Dyer? It should have.

On the Queensland election trail briefly and Michael Secomb doesn’t say so but our best guess is he knows exactly why such a drop in youth crime figures has never been of any real interest to The Courier-Mail and The Sunday Mail and the commercial TV news bulletins out of Brisbane.

We all do.

Let’s finish now with a very bad taste in our mouth by mentioning Sky News host, the far-right-wing babbler non-journalist Rita Pahani. Dr Josie McSkimming had Pahani well and truly in her sights.

BUGgers who haven’t already done so, please watch Monday night’s Media Watch on iview for the full story of one of Pahani’s monster fuckups, where the moronic bullshit she constantly sprouts to please Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch was based entirely on some rolled-gold, top-shelf X concocted bullshit. Marvel also at her pathetic little apology just before midnight when next to no-one would have been watching.

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