More serious matters soon but our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges had a fine collective chortle over this meme from Dazza (top and below) showing Liberal Party members filing into their meeting room to finally nut out nuclear powerplant costings to finally share with the Australian public.

simon holmes a court referenced a Melbourne Age article to offer this assessment of the likely cost of Peter Dutton’s seven nuclear-power plants policy…

… while Toilet Paper Australia roped in the looming Queensland state election to make a similar point, adding in a barb at our nation’s mainstream mediocre in the process.

Coming in very late as a topic as The Bug prepared to shut its overflowing Xcrements-of-the-Week barrel from any further contributions was news of the confirmation that the 2023/24 financial year not only ended in surplus as the Albanese Government had suggested but some billions healthier than first thought possible a few months back.

Jane Caro, fresh from giving Albanese a mighty serve in an online article – worth a read and there was precious little in it that anyone at The Bug could disagree with – got quickly to the point as is her habit.

And while David Marler couldn’t resist a mention of Jane Hume’s famous back-in-the-black mugs…

… we at The Bug can only assume Stephen Mayne was applying a liberal dose of irony and/or sarcasm to any hope he appeared to hold out that the MSM might see two surpluses in a row as a positive news story and cover it accordingly! You can be a very funny man, Mr Mayne.

Overseas now, and Israel appears determined to show the world there is no limit whatsoever to the tonnage of munitions that Uncle Sam happily provides in its ongoing battle defending its right to exist in peace and harmony with Muslim folk within and outside its borders.

Our judges particularly liked this meme from Dr. Anastacia Maria Loupis….

…which reinforces the message sarah was making on X.

Coalition Tea Lady had Penny Wong in her/his/its sights yet again, while Dave had an election warning for a federal Labor government that seems determined to be even more Zionist that Senator Simon Birmingham, if that’s at all remotely possible.

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, Cardigan man Greg Sheridan has the usual amount of Xcreta dumped on his head after his Insiders appearance, and our X contributors continue to be rightly appalled as the tangerine shitgibbon (insert your own favourite nickname here) Donald Trump continues his rapid decline into a stupidity-induced dementia that not one single Sky LNPNews host has the skill or professionalism to spot.

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