Plenty of topics to focus what’s left of the minds of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges but one that particularly tickled their fancies was the excuse Donald Trump came up with for saying no to a second debate with Kamala Harris.

And for that reason, those judges awarded the blue riband this week to George Conway for his meme (above and below) depicting Trump as the chicken he so obviously is. Besides, most bullies are chickens deep down, right?

Helping George into the winner’s circle was this second chicken-based meme of his.

Also picking up the golfing theme was BrooklynDad Defiant….

Keith Aloha and Republicans against Trump ran with Trump’s feeble argument that there couldn’t be a second debate because early voting had started. He debated Clinton and Biden in 2016 and 2020 after voting had started but, heck, when has anything Trump has ever said been logical?

Ben had a general take on the issue…

…. as did George Conway – what, yet again? No wonder he won the week!

Before we leave the well-plucked Chicken Trump, The Bug would just like to add this simple observation: if the tangerine shitgibbon won the first debate so bigly, why wouldn’t he want a second? But as stated above, logical and commonsense aren’t Trump’s big suites.

On second thoughts, let’s stay with Trump a bit longer, with our Xcretas reacting to his generous offer of genuine silver, never-before-offered President Donald Trump coinage for a very reasonable $100, all proceeds to go to you know where.

Russell Drew and 1stBitcoin offered these comments on that scheme…

While, to be perfectly fair, we’re not sure if Trump’s amazing coin offer sparked this response from Damaan, AKA “Philly’s Finest”! but we wanted to run it anyway.

Domestic matters now, and Newscorpse’s Samantha Maiden always creates a slurry of Xcrement whenever she appears on the ABC Insiders couch.

signtst and David vote YES couldn’t help but spray on what they saw was her growing likeness to a certain whining magnate….

… while Glenn Gibson took exception to her rambling and JayJay focused on when Maiden mentioned how a John Howard scheme had helped her into her first home way back when.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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